Jokes -Wow related or not

Love this one-
A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock. The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder. "What?" the warlock asks. "How about you conjure me up something to drink?" replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the paly incredulously and says "Man, have you got the wrong guy," and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The paly, undaunted, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, "Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?". The warlock, getting a little annoyed now says "If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??". The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the paly taps him on the shoulder one more time. "I'm sorry," he says "but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself." The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the paly and smashes the bottle over his head. Bleeding on the floor the warlock says "Oh I'm sorry I thought you could tank!"

Just leave anything funny here, im bored questing to 80 lol

I like this joke.
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Another pally joke comes to mind, you may have heard it before. It goes thus;
I'm a little pally short and stout
Here is my hammer, here is my mount
When I sense evil I scream and shout
Pop my shield and hearthstone out

Ouch! so much Paladin hate.

Where does it all come from guys? Tell me, what have we done to you?!

Vibeke wrote:Ouch! so much Paladin hate.

Where does it all come from guys? Tell me, what have we done to you?!

i think /bubblehearth has something to do with it

Q: How many rogues does it take to kill a pally?

A :2- One To start a fight and another to wait @ the inn.

Haha we love pallys, there just like retarted priests...thats why the get helmets ^_^

lol ill stop now
(Bubble hearths)

Where is you Fexi?

/fret

Im right hur!
Sorry i havnt been on latley i have just been working really bad shifts lol, like 2pm-10pm then 6am to 2pm within 24 hours rawr. And wasnt to keen on a new guild member but i hope he is geared by now now -_-.
I should be back soon =D, i just need to save me enough for a house deposit haha.
Dont miss me to much!

Don't worry Fexy, i am not missing you!

One less person to roll on my tier

I thought of this one just now!

I've been told "talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity", or did they say "talking to you is the first sign of insanity"?

A Gnome, a Human and a NIght Elf are at a Goblin Inn to get drunk.

They see a male Tauren in the Goblin Inn looking very sad.

They make a bet that they can all make him laugh. However, the Gnome claims that he can make the Tauren cry again afterwards.

So the Human walks over to the Tauren, whispers in his ear and the Tauren doesn't change expression.
When he comes back, he says "I told him I have a bigger penis* than him".

The Night Elf decides to try the same tactic, but gets the same reaction.

The gnome then jumps over to the Tauren and says the exact same thing; The Tauren starts rolling on the floor laughing, until the Gnome pulls down his pants in front of the Tauren (with his back to his friends).

The Human and Elf asks him what he did. "I told him I had a bigger penis* than him....And then I showed him!"

That gnome was me

WTS 1 air guitar.
USED, slight damage.
(Left handed)

See picture below

lol