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Patch notes for 3.1.1
Well, I know 3.1.0 isn't even here yet but it looks like Blizzard has some interesting changes lined up for 3.1.1.
General
Death Knights
Druids
Hunters
Mages
Paladins
Priests
Rogues
Shaman
Warlock
Warrior
Professions
Enchanting
Tailoring
Mining
Items
Hope you at least got a smile out of that. I'll add more as I think of them, but on top of that you can suggest some that you think of. I did my best to make them all either nudges against guildies or just hilarious
General
- To keep in line with our new mana regeneration philosophy, the price of all food and water has been substantially increased. You shall now see prices of around 1000g for 1 stack of food/water (modified by reputation)
- All Blacksmith vendors have suddenly realised they don't know how the hell to repair Cloth and Leather items. Mages, Druids, Warlocks, Rogues & Priests will have to seek out Cloth and Leather vendors to see their gear repaired.
- All accounts that have both female & male characters on them shall gain access to the new 'transvestite' gender option.
- To add a challenge to the game, all characters shall be reset to level 1 at the end of each maintenance cycle.
- You shall now get extra credit for completing hardmode challenges with only 1 hand. We don't care what you do with the other one.
- For simplicity reasons all graveyards besides the one in Westfall have been removed from the game
- Fixed a bug that caused the summoning stone to sometimes work correctly
- Readycheck now has a 'maybe' option
Death Knights
- When Raise Ghoul is cast upon an ally they shall now be forced to watch as you control their every move
Druids
- All druids now have a 'Unique: 10' leather item limit imposed upon them. If your druid has more than 10 leather items at the time of the patch then some shall be destroyed at random.
- Treeform may now only be used outside
- Druid Flightform has been changed to a penguin. Penguins can't fly...
- Removed Mark of the Wild and Gift of the Wild and gave them to a class that actually remembers to buff
Hunters
- Explosive Shot now requires a new reagent, dynamite. These may be bought from the previous ammo vendors. Please be careful around Fire or Frost-fire mages.
Mages
- All rank of conjured food/water have been removed from the game. Mages have been given a small violin in exchange.
- The cost of all Arcane Spells has been substantially increased
- Blink has been fixed and should no longer accidentally teleport the caster forwards
- Iceblock has been reworked. Mages will now receive an iceblock upon use instead of becoming an iceblock.
- Mage's role in a raid situation has been revised. To match our new class philosophy mage's talent trees are being drastically redesigned. The 3 new tree names are Transportation, Water and Food
Paladins
- Beacon of Light no longer accidentally makes the target stand up while eating/drinking. It's now deliberate.
- Fixed a bug with Righteous Fury that allowed Protection Paladins to generate threat
- To keep in line with our new mana regeneration philosophy; Illumination will now only trigger Replenishment when the Paladin critically heals (lowered to 3 ranks)
- Fixed a bug that caused some players to use Crusader Aura while tanking/healing/dpsing
Priests
- Class has been renamed; all Priests shall now be known as 'Witches'
- Circle of Healing has had its cooldown removed, but may now only be used if your party/raid target is standing in a circle (semi-circles and ovals do not count)
Rogues
- Fixed a bug that allowed Rogues to use their Tricks of the Trade without having a Trade window open
- Fixed a bug where Rogues could gain Lockpicking skills by repeatedly killing a Warlock.
Shaman
- Windshock has been given a new icon
- Windfury weapon has been given the same new icon as Windshock
- Reincarnate can now only be used after you have been dead for 72 hours
- The icon of Riptide has been changed to resemble a bucket of water and a scrubbing brush
Warlock
- The warlock created summoning stone can now only be used by the warlock
- Warlocks no longer gain benefits from spirit. Stop rolling on priest gear.
Warrior
- Additional rage may now be generated by screaming at your computer screen
Professions
Enchanting
- All enchants shall now require approximately 50% more Infinite Dust
Tailoring
- Removed Tailor only Spellthread to pants. They were unintentionally useful.
- Added new Tailor only crafted item: Tissue
Mining
- Miners can now smelt gold bars down into gold coins
Items
- Glyph of Holy Light has had its radius adjusted, again
Hope you at least got a smile out of that. I'll add more as I think of them, but on top of that you can suggest some that you think of. I did my best to make them all either nudges against guildies or just hilarious
Last edited by Llanni on Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:33 am; edited 10 times in total
Llanni- Number of posts : 21
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
you sir have too much times on your hands thanx for the nice read and lols <kypho>
Lozzy- Number of posts : 19
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
If that warrior one worked pixet's head would have exploded a long time ago!
I love this.. it is soooo funny!
I love this.. it is soooo funny!
Pixet- Number of posts : 7
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
highlight the new ones with a * from now on
Kypho- Number of posts : 41
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
youv got to be fucking kidding me... i have no idea how im gunna cope >.>
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
Adam - www.nocleanfeed.com says:
http://mindyourmanas.omgforum.net/general-f3/patch-notes-for-311-t28.htm#147
Shayn says:
WHAT
Shayn says:
TREEFORM MAY NOW ONLY BE USED OUTSIDE WTF!
Shayn says:
and there killing my regen
Shayn says:
>.> what hope do i have
Shayn says:
and 10 leather peices....
Shayn says:
GAH!
Shayn says:
/ragequit wow
Shayn says:
how the fuck am i supposed to heal with a tiny mana pool, no spell casting discounts with my tree form and shit all mana regen >..
Adam - www.nocleanfeed.com says:
lol
Adam - www.nocleanfeed.com says:
u will be fine
Shayn says:
ill need to invest in some.. eww interlect
Shayn says:
im off now
Shayn says:
im in a shit >.>
Kypho- Number of posts : 41
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
LOL!
I hope Syraith realises they are a joke, before we find him curled up in fetal position somewhere!
I hope Syraith realises they are a joke, before we find him curled up in fetal position somewhere!
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
i hope Syraith hasn't already started deleting leather items in his bank :O
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Re: Patch notes for 3.1.1
angry german kid suddenly has a reason to roll warrior
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